Seguimos moviendo esto aprovechando que Sota me pasa un nuevo meme.
Las reglas son sencillas: Que marques lo que sea verdad, y si tienes más de cuarenta x, es que estás apocholado sin remedio y alguien debería acabar con tu miseria.
You own…
(x) your own cell phone (x) a tv in your bedroom ( ) an iPod ( ) a photo printer ( ) your own phone line ( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder (x) high-speed internet access ( ) a surround sound system in bedroom (x) dvd player in bedroom ( ) at least a hundred DVDs (x) a childfree bathroom ( ) your own in-house office ( ) a pool ( ) a guest house ( ) a game room ( ) a queen-size bed ( ) a stocked bar ( ) a working dishwasher ( ) an icemaker ( ) a working washer and dryer ( ) at least ten things from a designer store ( ) expensive sunglasses ( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs) ( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels ( ) a multi-speed bike ( ) a gym membership ( ) large exercise equipment at home ( ) your own set of golf clubs ( ) a pool table ( ) a tennis court ( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea ( ) your own pair of skis ( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area ( ) a boat ( ) a jet ski ( ) a neighborhood committee membership ( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin ( ) wealthy family members ( ) two or more family cars ( ) a walk-in closet or pantry ( ) a yard ( ) a hammock ( ) a personal trainer ( ) good credit ( ) expensive jewelry ( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get ( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now ( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name ( ) a stock portfolio ( ) a passport ( ) a horse ( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you) (x) private medical insurance ( ) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week ( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores ( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) ( ) go on weekend mini-vacations ( ) send dinners back with every flaw ( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau ( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon ( ) have a job but don’t need the money ( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice ( ) pay someone else to cook your meals ( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs ( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you ( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child ( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person ( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise (x) traveled out of the country ( ) met a celebrity ( ) been to the Caribbean (x) been to Europe/America ( ) been to Hawaii ( ) been to New York ( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle ( ) been to the Mall of America (x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris ( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York ( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to ( ) dined with local political figures ( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon ( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party (x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child ( ) attend private school ( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Total: 10.
Teniendo en cuenta que las tres marcas que hay sobre viajes hablan del mismo viaje (una beca para ir a Francia) y que las lecciones de natación eran una actividad extra y subvencionada del cole, creo que puedo despreocuparme de la muerte por apocholamiento y volver a concentrar mis temores en los zombies.
Aunque lo de "have a job but don’t need the money" no me importaría probarlo.
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